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• Song Name: Rum Doings Episode 120
• Artist: Nick Mailer, John Walker
• Album: Rum Doings
• Year: 2012

It's Rum Doings Episode 120! They didn't say it couldn't be done, because they didn't care. To celebrate this monumental milestone, we don't shut up for ages. In a bumper-length episode we talk our usual rubbish for 85 non-stop minutes.

Swigging on Japanese rum, with accompanying lame racism, we turn to the esteemed journal, The Practising Midwife. Here we learn how witchcraft is used by midwifes to save babies. We figure out the mistake all previous prime ministers have made when firing their shamed ministers, and then naturally move on to comics. That takes us to why we didn't enjoy Lord Of The Rings, and eventually the feminism of Arnie and Stallone. Which then means we insist you watch The Villain.

At the start of the second half we ponder Timmy Mallett, and find ourselves discussing Saturday morning television. Including John's appearance thereon. Then some magic. And then some reminiscing about when we didn't hate DVDs.